Thoughts of Horror

WARNING: Spoilers are usually put under a cut, but still, proceed with caution!

30 Day Horror Challenge from HorrorHarbour

horrorharbour:

I did.

Day 1: A memorable animal in a horror movie.

Day 2: One of your earliest encounters with the horror genre.

Day 3: A favourite saw or chainsaw scene.

Day 4: A great horror movie doctor.

Day 5: Favourite horror director.

Day 6: Your favourite movie by your favourite director.

Day 7: A great hero.

Day 8: Best comedy-horror.

Day 9: A boring horror movie.

Day 10: An instant classic

Day 11: Most psychotic killer.

Day 12: The goriest movie you’ve seen.

Day 13: Favourite foreign horror.

Day 14: The cheesiest horror you’ve ever seen.

Day 15: A great 80’s horror movie.

Day 16: Great indie horror.

Day 17: Favourite horror franchise

Day 18: A movie people hate that you love.

Day 19: A movie that disappointed you.

Day 20: A great twist ending.

Day 21: A horrible/lame twist.

Day 22: Best movie based on a book.

Day 23: Scariest old person.

Day 24: A movie you expected to be bad, but enjoyed.

Day 25: A franchise you don’t like (or if there isn’t one, another one you do like).

Day 26: Worst sequel.

Day 27: Favourite OR least favourite Stephen King movie.

Day 28: A great zombie movie.

Day 29: A movie you refuse to watch.

Day 30: One you need to watch, a.s.a.p.

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Review of The Woman.

I’ve wanted to see The Woman for a while now, so I was extremely excited when it showed up on Netflix.

Pollyanna McIntosh is flawless as The Woman.  She manages to balance a sense of humanity with the animal savagery that is always just below the surface.  The father, son, mother, and oldest daughter are all great characters; I love movies that make me legitimately hate characters because of how well they are portrayed.  In fact, most of the actors do a phenomenal job.  I was completely wrapped up in the story.

The Woman apparently follows the movie Offspring, but I didn’t really feel that I missed anything by not seeing Offspring before watching TW (and looking at imdb.com, it seems most people say to watch it after The Woman, if at all, because it lacks in comparison).

If you like gory movies that keep building and building up until the climax, along with a little side of social commentary on the patriarchy and feminism, you will love The Woman.  I cannot recommend it enough.

Review of Altered.

I didn’t go into Altered with high hopes.  It’s directed by one of the co-creators of The Blair Witch Project, and while I agree that TBWP is an important part of horror history and should be recognized as such, as far as the actually movie itself, I wasn’t all that impressed (mainly because I was bored for most of the movie).  But I was definitely entertained throughout the movie and liked that it didn’t take itself too seriously without venturing into parody territory.

Spoiler free review: It doesn’t reinvent the wheel as far as alien movies go, but it’s fun.  There’s some cool makeups/effects, and sometimes it’s nice to see a more B-movie style alien (rather than CGI realism).  If you like alien flicks and don’t set your expectations too high, give this a watch.

Spoilers under the cut…

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Review of Isolation

Isolation is this cool Irish film from 2005.  The premise is that a farmer has let a scientist do some kind of fetal experiment with one of his cows and it is now time for the cow to give birth.  Obviously, something goes wrong and we’re left with mutant cow fetuses as our monsters.  There’s a lot of points where Isolation could go wrong, but it is clearly aware of this and manages to steer away from going completely the terrible B-movie route.  If you like creature horror, definitely give this one a watch!

Review of Atrocious

So after signing up for the free month of Netflix, I’ve been watching a bunch of random, hard to find movies.  I just finished Atrocious.  It lives up to its title.

I had high hopes.  Atrocious is a Spanish hand-held film, and so I went into it hoping for another REC.  That never happens.  Too little happened (and it was only a 73 minute movie) and, while there was tension, it was too much with too little pay off.  If you really like trees, you’ll like this movie, since you spend the majority of the time looking at trees while the main characters walk through the maze in the back yard.

The ending is just…nonsensical.  Spoilers under the cut, but spoiler free review: it makes no sense and is pretty much just…disappointing.  I wouldn’t recommend it.

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Reincarnation (Rinne), Parasomnia, 13 Ghosts, and 3 Extremes.

Reincarnation

A good, solid movie that could be better, but overall, is definitely worth a watch.  I would give it a 7/10.  I liked this a lot better than The Grudge (I still need to see Ju-on), but I also am not a huge SMG fan, so that may have played a part with that.  There are some plot holes, but it’s an interesting idea, and the little girl’s doll is creepy as hell.

Parasomnia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGPaVo8TU-4&feature=related

^^That link is pretty much the best scene of Parasomnia.  I knew going into it that the story wasn’t going to be super-strong (it’s by the same guy who directed the MOH “The Fair-Haired Child”), but was hoping that, like TFHC, it would have at least some cool visuals.  It has a few, but ultimately, it’s totally forgettable.  I’d give it a 3/10.

13 Ghosts

I’m not going to lie, I have a special place in my heart for Thir13en Ghosts…I love that each of the ghosts is a legitimate character.  This was…about what I expected.  It wasn’t terrible, but the version that I watched was the Illusion-O version, meaning that the ghosts weren’t really clearly defined…some were better than others, but some just ended up being red blobs.  6/10.

3 Extremes

If you’re a fan of Asian horror, you need to see this.  Dumplings was probably my favorite of the three, then Cut, then Box (although I really liked them all).  There’s not much I can say without spoiling anything, but the cinematography is gorgeous and there are some great performances. All in all, 3 Extremes is a must see for any horror fan.  8/10.

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The Thing (2011)—quick thoughts.

  • Some of the CGI is…not the best (aka the helicopter-Thing), but some of it is awesome.
  • I loved Splitface (and I wish I could find a picture of the body, but alas, none to be found):
  • There’s a lot of homage to the original, and some cool continuity stuff done.
  • There’s a whole 2! women in this one lol
  • The only thing that pointed to it being the 80’s (besides a title card) was the main character listening to music from the 80’s (“Who Can It Be Now?”.

Overall, I still prefer the 1982 movie, but I do like seeing what happened at the Norwegian base and getting more back story/information.  And of course, I love cool creature/character design.  I didn’t find it particularly scary, but it was enjoyable enough, if a little too close to the 1982 version (although could that be saying something about the way humans react in certain situations?  Maybe…). 

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Little Girls as Unlikely Villains

*Note: I obviously know that The Ring is based off of Ringu, but since there are plenty of notable differences between Samara and Sadako, I am ignoring that for this post.*

Little girls have typically been described at “sugar and spice and everything nice”.  Overall, they are usually pretty nonthreatening, although, every once in a while, little girl villains (LGV) (who are actually little girls…I’m looking at you, Orphan) come up who are actually interesting and scary.  Two little girls who embody what it is needed to be considered a viable threat (though in two different ways, as well as with varying degrees of scariness) are Alessa from the Silent Hill movie and Samara from The Ring.

Silent Hill: Alessa as a created evil

 In Silent Hill, Alessa is bullied at school, hated by the town, and molested by the school janitor.  The only support she has is her mother, who isn’t exactly the paradigm of strength.  After the townspeople, led by her aunt, try to burn her alive in an attempt to eradicate sin, she gives into the darkness and becomes evil.  It is important, however, to realize that she isn’t 100% evil, as she helps Rose get to Sharon (although one could argue that Alessa did that for her own good) and she protects Dahlia in the day to day life in limbo, since none of the monsters that torment the townspeople bother Dahlia.  One scene that is interesting to look at when talking about Alessa protecting Dahlia is Anna’s death.

Anna stands on the church steps, pelting Dahlia with rocks, until Red Pyramid (aka Pyramid Head) comes and tears her skin off.  Her death is extremely brutal and could be Alessa’s reaction of getting revenge for her abuse of Dahlia.  It’s probably the most brutal death we’ve seen in the movie up to that point (and then the ending comes and blows it away).  What if Anna’s death is especially brutal (when RP could have just stabbed her) because she was being mean to Dahlia?  

“Mother is God in the eyes of a child”.

I think there’s a lot of ways you could look at Anna’s death (RP is just a really cruel monster, death done simply for effect, etc.), but I think that keeping Alessa’s love for her mother in mind, it’s interesting to think about.

The biggest question regarding Alessa’s level of evil is: who exactly merges with Sharon at the end?  The dark part of Alessa is supposed to be read as a demonic force that has taken on her characteristics.  Thus, it has dual identities.  If it is the Alessa part that merges, it would seem that Alessa is either too far gone into evil to be good, or she is looking for a second childhood with a caring mother and a safe space.  If it is only the demonic force that merged with Sharon, then we have a better idea of the mindset of Alessa.

The Ring: Samara as a pure evil

In contrast to Alessa’s questions of morality and descent, Samara from The Ring is a straightforward villain.  Samara just seems to be pure evil.  While there are glimpses of the little girl side, such as when she asks to see Anna during her institutional interview, the interview ends with her responding to the question “You don’t want to hurt anyone, do you?” with “But I do and I’m sorry.  It won’t stop.”

Ultimately, what makes Samara so much scarier than Alessa (besides the fact that Samara is explicitly doing things to the characters whereas Alessa’s direct involvement isn’t revealed until the end), in my opinion, is that there is no cheating the system.  She expects you to watch the tape, make a copy, and spread it to someone else.  She doesn’t care that you found her bones in the bottom of the well, she doesn’t care if you scream and cry, regardless of who you are and what you do, there is only one way to “win”.  Alessa wanting revenge and using Rose to get that shows human emotion, even if it’s negative.  Samara’s relentless drive is void of emotion and any humanity, making her uncanny (which is also shown through the actual video and the x-ray images that she produces).

Another component is the lack of real origin story given.  Just that the Morgans left, and when they came back, they had a child.  The unknown is supposedly always scarier; this works perfectly to Samara’s advantage.  She could literally be the product of anything, and the uncertainty is terrifying.

In the end…

While Samara is scarier than Alessa, I wouldn’t necessarily say that Alessa is an ineffective villain.  The idea that she is in charge of, and has created all the monsters in that world is scary.  And while her body seems to physically age, I think it’s not too big a stretch to say that her mind is still very much like a child’s.  The realization at the end of SH that Rose and “Sharon” are still in this limbo state reinforces her as a “villain” (even if she only became one due to circumstances around her), especially if we run with the idea that “Sharon” has merged with what truly is a part of Alessa, and not just the pure demonic force.

Samara has feelings of the uncanny working for her, as well as a real dis-attachment to human emotion.  Also, the idea of our entertainment killing us is one that many people find frightening.  There can’t be too many debates about the humanity of Samara (although there can always be some); she lays out the rules and then waits to see which of the 2 outcomes happen.

In the end, both characters are good uses of LGV, and both are effective in their own way.  One shows how pain can be created by others, allowing the villain to double as a victim, while the other just uses pure, uncomplicated evil to scare us.

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Review of The Poughkeepsie Tapes

A few days ago, I was finally able to find The Poughkeepsie Tapes online.  It’s never been released on DVD and has gained a cult following.  Going into it, I knew the basic premise—video tapes by the killer, but I didn’t really know any of the particulars.

Spoiler free review: TPT does plenty right, especially with atmosphere and visuals.  There’re some issues with the soundtrack and a few of the actors are a little hokey, but TPT believes in going hard or going home, which I can appreciate.  I can honestly say, The Poughkeepsie Tapes is a movie that is going to stay with me for a while.

Spoiler-filled review under the cut.

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